Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Today Was Weird

Guys, I just have some stuff to get off my chest. It's all ridiculous. Ready?

  • At the gas station, I got to watch an underage girl smoke a cigarette while she was pumping gas. Girl, you are an idiot. Straight up, no lie. There is nothing cool about being stupid enough to get yourself blown up. All your friends at high school aren't gonna be like, "Man, it's such a bummer that Shelby died. At least she died looking cool, smoking by the gas pump." They're going to be like, "Man, what a fucking idiot Shelby was. Bummer about her blowing up the cheapest gas station in the county." There should be a law. Against stupid teenage girls. 
  • I cannot CANNOT remember my Apple I.D. password. Ever. I've changed it every time I've logged in in the past 5 months. I don't know why it wont save my password, and maybe this slight inconvenience is the iTunes store's way of getting back at me for using the Amazon mp3 store, but it is slowly driving me crazy. 
  • I got off Facebook. I didn't realize how much I used it until I stopped using it and now... I'm just dicking around on the internet wishing I could find out who's going to be bringing their kids to our 5 year high school reunion. Because, as it turns out, that's what Facebook is best for. I reconnected with more people in my leaving Facebook than I really did when I had it. But spying on people I've done much less of. I may have to invest in a telescope and become unduly interested in my neighbors. 
  • The Avengers
    Starring: Everyone

    Really fantastic. I can't say anything more than that because then I'll end up giving you a play by play of the whole film because I loved every second of it. I went to a prescreening last Wednesday, and at one point during the film I thought to myself, "Wow, I can't wait to see this again." Really, if you liked any of the previous Marvel movies (maybe not Spiderman... did people like Spiderman? He is my least favorite superheroes so my opinion is very biased) you're almost guaranteed to like this one. Acting is on point, the script is good, the action is great, overall, just a really enjoyable movie. When you go, don't forget to stay after the credits... and then after the next set of credits as well. I've seen it twice now, and it only gets better with a second viewing. It has tied for first in my mental list of "Best Action Adventure Film" with Raiders of the Lost Ark. For anyone who has never heard me talk about it: I LOVE Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Avengers, ladies and gentlemen:
From: http://gingerhaze.tumblr.com/
All actual lines from the movie. Also, if you like amusing art, this comic and others like it are all done by a lovely lady named Noelle.  Go to her tumblr. While there, make sure you also look at Broship of the Ring. It is incredibly incredibly good. 

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